Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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