so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Randomize