As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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