Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
