i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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