Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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