so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
this boner is exhausting
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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