You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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