He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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