He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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