I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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