You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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