Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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