How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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