so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
