drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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