we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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