Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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