I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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