Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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