Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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