If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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