You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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