dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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