the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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