i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We need to rekindle our bromance
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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