It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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