the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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