This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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