they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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