Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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