____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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