This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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