brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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