Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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