Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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