Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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