This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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