A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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