Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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