Your tits are I can't wait for
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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