when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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