He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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