whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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