Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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