Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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