What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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