what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
