okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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