hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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